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Town in Central New Jersey that breeds 20-somethings who can't wait to move away and can't even think of raising their kids here. The only people that flock here for some ungodly reason are Indians (from India... not from the reservations). They take over the schools and cause actual SB kids to go to college and wonder where have all the Indians gone?
South Brunswick is made up of little towns called Dayton, Monmouth Junction, Little Rocky Hill, Kendall Park, and Kingston. Each of these bring no more to the table than the next.
Princeton is just a place you go to in high school and never to college.
Close to Rutgers - everyone says they won't go there but statistically, 25% of the graduating classes of 500 will end up at RU New Brunswick.
Bob: Where are you from? Joe: South Brunswick? Bob: Oh near Rutgers? Joe: Um, yeah... I guess that's the best way to describe it...
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South Brunswick is a town located in central New Jersey, contrary to belief it is a a great town, YES there is a growing population of Indians (Asian type) but it's a great multiracial place. It has its share of trailer parks and ratchet black girls and the school teachers are abnormally mean....but as most people don't know there is a rural area of South Brunswick, a vast farming area with great people (even if most are total hillbillies) and CNNMoney.com ranked South Brunswick Township 22nd on its 2011 list of the "Best Places to Live", all in all its a great town.
Bob: where are you from?
Jack: south Brunswick
Bob: I hear that's a terrible place to live
Jack: it really isn't
Bob: whatever you say...
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a small, overly populated town in new jersey, consisting mostly of jews, with indian and spanish cultures rapidly moving in. in east brunswick, there is nothing to do but drugs, have sex or hang out at the brunswick square mall. adults/parents usually commute to new york city or philadelphia for work, while teens/students attend the most confusing school system on the face of the planet. k-5: elementary school, 6-7: middle school, 8-9: junior high school, 10-12: east brunswick high school. in east brunswick, the township channel is ch. 3, which nobody watches unless it is snowing outside, hoping for a "no school" slide on the never ending power point. teenage boys of east brunswick are generally not goodlooking and teenage girls are either hideous, gorgeous and prude, or gorgeous and a huge slut. east brunswick is the most innocent of the brunswicks. new brunswick is host to drug dealing, gangs and college parties (on Rutgers/Cook college campuses). everyone in east brunswick agrees on hating it and believing it is boring.
Friday:
Joe: So what do you want to do tonight in East Brunswick?
Jack: Smoke a blunt?
Joe: I'm broke.
Jack: Pick up some bitches?
Joe: We're too ugly.
Jack: Go to the mall?
Joe: And do what?
Jack: Hang out?
Joe: I guess that's all there is to do...
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commonly referred to as "mouth" brunswick because everyone is so far up eachothers' asses and know everything about everyone else. Mind you- graduating classes of about 500, where you know shit about just about everyone, except for the Indians, which more often then not, are in their own cliques. A town where rich/middle class suburbia meets the nastiness of the trailer park and the black girls are nasty in the hallways. When asked where south brunswick is- a common answer would be, by Rutgers, and although you say you would never go there, chances are you will because you got rejected from TCNJ. Everyone who lives in SB can't wait til grad day to get the fuck out. The cops are also notorious for catching people hotboxing their cars, which really sucks. People also tend to start drinking, smoking and having sex quite early as well- o well, we are all fucked up. Even though we all hate SB, we become obsessed with it once we leave. This is a town full of elite douchebaggery, and most people end up missing it.
Kristin: I need to drop something off at South Brunswick high school but the only thing I found was a building that looked like a hospital
Lauren: Oh no, that IS the high school, and watch out, although it is so big, some black girl will bump into you and expect YOU to say sorry. Just giving the heads up.
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1) noun Atlantic Province in Canada, gateway to scenic Nova Scotia, majestic Quebec and Maine syn: Crossroads
2)A City in Jersey
1)We stayed overnight in New Brunswick, it was getting late, Quebec city could wait till morning.
2)We stayed over night in New Brunswick, it was getting late, New York City could wait til' morning.
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A beautiful town where obnoxious people from St. Simons island think they are above all who aren't from St. Simons. Us normal people from the continental part of Brunswick are annoyed with those pricks. But other than that the town is a great place and you should definitely move here. We have have great festivals, great food, and friendly people. (Excluding the people from St. Simons)
We also invented Brunswick Stew!
The guy who wrote the other, more negative defintion of Brunswick, Georgia is probaly from St. Simons.
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a canadian province on the east coast of canada, right beside maine. part of the maritimes beautiful woods, wicked beer.
"i'm from new brunswick"
"where?"
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