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When a girls about to have a bowel movement or eats Mexican food and you have anal sex with her. The shit on your penis (chocolate)is whiped between her butt cheeks (graham crackers) then proceed to finish between her butt cheeks (marshmallow) thus creating a s’more aka the CAMPFIRE DEIGHT!!
last night I took Harmony out to eat Mexican food. Little did she know I was was planning a campfire delight for when we got home.
When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.
Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
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A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.
We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.
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The Navy Campfire is a sexual act which involves igniting your partner's flatulence then proceeding to have anal intercourse with them.
My wife was pretty gassy tonight so we decided to experiment with the Navy Campfire with mixed results.
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When you take a shit outside and some solid turds come out first to make the logs, and then a pile of diarrhea is splattered on top to look like the flames, the steam coming off looks like the smoke
I took a dump that looked just like a campfire, I named it the campfire shit.
When you’re eating cheese balls and collect cheese dust in your fingers, but then proceed to finger blast your significant other with said cheese dust still caked on your fingers.
It’s been a long night, so let’s settle by the fire with this 1 lb. container of cheese balls and have a Jefferson Campfire.
It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.
I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.
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