A morbidly obese 9 year old psychopath who made a kid eat his own parents over 16 dollars
“Oh look it’s Eric Cartman!”
“You mean fatfuck?”
A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
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Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.
"Your such a cartman"
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see the tits
you can also see south park if you like...
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."
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The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.
Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.
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A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
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