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When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.
Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.
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1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.
My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.
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The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal
Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.
To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
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one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time
Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?
A spiritual being that lives on a house. If you stand outside and yell, the echo returning is nonetheless voice of the chimney person living on YOUR house. they are closely related to the predominate mugwump, who, have never before been seen by the human. The only to see this creature is Chin Chin a fat native.
chimney people are only seen on brunet st.
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large, undigested chunks of food that remain on the penis after anal intercourse.
Yeah, after I put in her ass she left behind two chimney biscuits.......a piece of spinach and a black bean. She must have been a vegetarian.
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