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A dab cloak is a small towel that is worn on the head of Bassnectar fans so they can privately smoke concentrated marijuana using a blow torch and glass smoking apparatus with a titanium nail.
Look at this jackass over there with the dab cloak.
When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.
Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.
A Rogue's defense from skillcoil
Instant Cast
1 minute cooldown
Instantly removes all existing harmful spell effects and increases your chance to resist all spells by 90% for 5 sec.
Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Noobrogue resists nooblock's deathcoil
nooblock dies
Nooblock: OMG OP!!!1111
Noobrogue: lolowned
Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Smart lock runs away
Noobrogue is afflicted by deathcoil
noobrogue is afflicted by fear
noobrogue is afflicted by Curse of agony
noobrogue is afflicted by Corruption
noobrogue is afflicted by Immolation
Smart lock's Shadowbolt crits noobrogue for 5000
noobrogue dies
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A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....
#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick
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An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins
Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you
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long unshorn female pubic hair.
Her wizard's cloak was glorious.
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When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.
My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.