Donation of Constantine

A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.

The Donation of Constantine is a prime example of a Donation of Constantine.

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Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

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upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

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Constantin Daniel Darius Savu

Acesta este numele unui om destul de poponar, cu tente de schizofrenie acuta. Aceasta boala severa se remarca in individul citat prin tendinta sa de a vorbi CAND NU ESTE INTREBAT BAGAMIAS PULA IN STICLA LUI DE COCA COLA SA SE FACA SPUMA ALBA CA LA LAPTE SA II RAMANA PE MUSTACIOARA COPIL ORFAN DE TATA CU MAMA NEIUBITOARE CUM PULA MEA SATI NUMESTI COPILU DANI COSTI BAGAMIAS MAI STA SI IN PLOPENI

PE LANGA PLOPII FARA SOT ADESEA AM TRECUT,

LA UMBRA LOR SO FUT PE DOAMNA SAVU AM INCEPUT
LA GEAMUL TAU CE STRALUCEA PRIVEAM ASA DUIOS
PE MAMA TA O ABUREA UN VAGIN FLOCOS.
DE CATE ORI AM ASTEPTAT SA-TI SPUN ADEVARUL,
CA UN AN DIN VIATA MI-AS FI DAT SA-TI BAG IN CAP TOPORUL.

"Astazi m-am jucat roblox cu Constantin Daniel Darius Savu"
"DOAMNE SAMI CRESC FLOCII IN GURA LU TACTU CU NAMOL LA CUR ".

Constantine

The Antichrist you should worship them maybe

Hi Constantine are you doing well balancing the dualities of good and evil?

Constantine

Big dicked Roman man, fucks every single Turkish bitch in the streets of Istanbul.

Is probably Greek, Christian, and a Gigachad.

"That guy is such a Constantine, he is the greatest bro"

Constantine

A man who fights evil to earn his place in heaven.

Constantine had to hunt and kill all the demons until he could be sent back to heaven.