CTS

Close To Shit

John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.

Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night

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cTs

Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.

I love being part of such a wonderful online community as cTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CT

CORPORATE THUGGIN

When you're a thug, but dressed up nicely.

1. Dude walks in wearing an Armani suit, a fitted hat, huge diamond watch, shades and chains = CT

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CTS

Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.

If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.

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CT

CT is an acronym for Cubicle Trash; i.e., the people you work with who are not worthy of their own office. Traditionally, this is a slovenly group with limited intellectual capacity and a propensity for constant confusion, however they're smarter than retards and can hold down a job. Oddly enough, most CTs have a penchant for party planning and costume masquerades.

Hey, should we invite Nancy to our smoke break? Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn't be caught dead with that stanky CT.

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CT

Camel Toe. Can swallow you whole if you're not careful. Also known as beartrap.

Ernie got too close and was sucked in by that massive CT! We never saw him again.

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Come this Side! If anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.

Damn B, this bar has got a lotta cts up in here.

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