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MEN-DEZ is a stud. The best of the best. The funniest of the funniest. Someone who makes anyone and everyone smile and laugh with insane quirks and sarcastic comments. Can get all the ladies AND men because of this high status.
Hey, who was that?
Ohhhh HIM??? ....oh he's a MEN-DEZ!! (sigh) Totally rocks my world when I get the chance to talk to him
Girl! you kno a MEN-DEZ?! soo jealous.
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The Incredible song off of The Devil Wears Prada new CD
"With Roots Above and Branches Below"
Dude:Yo mengg did you hear the TDWP new song on myspace; Dez Moines ?
Dude1:No , why would i ?
Dude: You havent lived if you didnt hear this song its like a fucking scissor kick on the back of your head.
Dude1: Is it that good ?
Dude: YEAH MAN ! wait till the album comes out , you'll fucking jizz yourself.
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A joke from snoop dogg off a mixtape
Did you talk to ol'boy today (who) Dez Nutz
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To tear it up by offroading in desert regions.
To partake in acts of extremity by using off road vehicles in dunes.
Short for: "mobing desert."
"Dude we gonna mob dez this weekend?"
"Yea we just got done mobin' dez."
"Let's go mob dez dude."
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A very in love couple. Dez is a very short girl who loves her boyfriend Jack with all she's got.She has a dog named Sparky . She loves Jack so much that when he's absent from school, her whole day is upside down and she can't wait to see him next. Jack feels the same way about Dez. He loves her with everything he's got, more than Dez realizes. They shall one day spawn billions and billions of babies who will rise to take over the world.
Person 1: "did you see that cute couple?"
Person 2: "yeah bro they are such a Jack and Dez"
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A joke from the stone age
person 1: dez nuts.
Person 2: Please consider suicide.
a retard's version of the dead meme deez nuts
person a: hey guess what
person b: what
person a: dez nut
person b: are you mentally disabled
person a: yes
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