I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road
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The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.
That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.
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when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.
Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"
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The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.
Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.
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1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
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The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.
Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.
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Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.
But it usually means butt ugly.
I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.
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