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Challenging a dojo. I can refer to one or more people who basically like the name suggest storm into a dojo and challenge the people who are there. In the modern age it's becoming more uncommon for these things to happen. Which may be a reason for the sudden prevalence of Mcdojos.
Rick: Did you hear how my boy dojo storming that Mcdojo group Shaolin-Do?
Sam: He won right?
Rick: Of course he won against those bullshit artist.
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The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.
I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!
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A martial artist without any tan at all, very pale. Unlike many people who workout in gyms or health clubs, who are usually tan. Someone who is spending all there time in the dojo training and not going out in the sun. Usually a serious martial artist.
Bob's pretty serious about getting his blackbelt, he's got a dojo tan.
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A love dojo is any suitable fucking ground for singles, couples and groups.
Dante: Hey Dan!
Dan: Yea Dante?
Dante: Me and my shawty are swingers and we like to do the nasty with friends... wanna join?
Dan: Sure bro! We should all get cumb together in my love dojo next Tuesday in New pad.
Mc Dojo- noun: A poor quality martial arts school characterized by high-volume turnout of students with belt ranks that should take a lot longer to achieve than they do.
I.e.: "My neighbor just got his black belt after only one year of training-he's obviously enrolled in a Mc Dojo."
A dumb ass system teachers use to rate their students so they can be their slaves.
Ever since our teachers have been trying to enslave us with class dojo, our class has been teacher pets.
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- Noun -
A dojo associated with the incredibly common forms of martial arts, such Karate/Kenpo and Tae Kwon Do. This definition makes reference to the fact that you can't go 10 miles in any direction without running into a Dunkin' Donuts, and the same applies for a Dunkin' Dojo.
I'm looking for a unique, street-effective martial art, but all I keep seeing are these damn Dunkin' Dojos.
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