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The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

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monroe exchange

Similar to a monroe transfer, however, both partners have the same tube up their asses and they both defecate. In the case of diarrhea, some poo may be "exchanged" into each others rectum. Most enjoyable.

Paul and Patty decided to try a Monroe transfer but the tacos they ate the night turned it into a Monroe exchange.

by Q Daddy March 22, 2007


Gasheous Exchange

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.

Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have ยฃ10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.

by Brimmy April 25, 2009


decentralised exchange

A global community making an effort for the declaration of said manicure.

Back in 700BC the manicures man invented the towel in an effort of decentralised exchange, that would continuously be recreated and improved as a revolutionised product, said good and service to be exchanged universally.

by Mong off January 25, 2022


Pie exchange

1) n. compensation for stolen girl scout cookies.

2) v. the process of having a senior citizen mud butt in someone's hand and then throwing at on the first seen innocent girl scout.

1) We must conduct a pie exchange you rat bastard!
2) When I get my AARP card we are pie exchange errybody.

by slippery dingo February 22, 2011


polish exchange

During a threesome with two men and a female; the act of your buddy maneuvering the females head while she is performing fellatio. Similar concept as the Dutch rudder

I saw Kevin performing a polish exchange on Ron using Sally's head.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015


Stock Exchange

A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".

Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!

by bobstevendoastockexchange September 25, 2013

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