Random
Source Code
Random
To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.
Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.
7👍 4👎
A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to
That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!
5👍 3👎
To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack
why did you flapjack him?
Because he was doin 35 n a 50 zone
15👍 16👎
A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.
When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!
17👍 19👎
Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.
John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.
18👍 22👎
When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?
No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.
This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.
13👍 16👎