Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

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anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

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Ball Fondlers

Exclusive Toxic Whatsapp group leaded by a small black boy that lives in Norway born in South Africa.

This group can and have been the downfall of countless people and even schools

Did you see what happened to our school's wiki page?

Yea man i heard it was the ball fondlers.

Isint that the cult that made Dieter go mad bro?

Yea its them

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fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

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Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

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