Adam Gardner

A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.

"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"

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Sauce Gardner

The most overrated player in the nfl

Man sauce Gardner is overrated as fuck he only had 2 interceptions

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gardner snake

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

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gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.

Your mom is my gardner buddy.

Sallie Gardner

A very famous Italian Singer

Sallie Gardner went into stardom at a very young age.

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

Rachel Gardner

A anime girl from angles of death

idk: "do u angels of death"
me: "yea i simp or Rachel gardner"