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The original an hero.
After someone stole his ipod, he committed suicide (presumably by shooting himself). After his death, a friend wrote a poem and posted it on myspace. The poem kept referring to him as "an hero." This repeated misspelling resulted the internet laughing, then using the term "an hero" to describe anyone who commits suicide.
Hey guys! I'm selling Mitchell Henderson's ipod on ebay!
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cares about football and lily hamill and only football and lily hamill.
person 1: hi i love keita and lily hamill person 2: omg ur such a cameron henderson!!
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Possibly the greatest girl known to man.
Man, I sure do love that Megan Henderson girl.
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The ultimate overlord of the world. This man is the singular most powerful, influential person ever to exist and is also pretty chill. Plans on world domination for the greater good.
Person 1: YOO, is that Henderson Chroma???
Person 2: Yea dude! He's so cool, check out his GoFundMe!
The Greatest Leadoff Hitter in Baseball History. Owner of the all-time stolen base, runs scored, leadoff home runs and walks records. Has 50% more stolen bases than the #2 all-time base stealer (Lou Brock). Known for his hot dog attitude and amazing abilities to do the "little things" to help teams win. World Series Champion in 1989 with the Oakland A's and 1993 with the Toronto Blue Jays.
Played for:
Oakland A's (1979-84)
New York Yankees (1985-89)
Oakland A's (1989-93)
Toronto Blue Jays (1993)
Oakland A's (1994-95)
San Diego Padres (1996-97)
Anaheim Angels (1997)
Oakland A's (1998)
New York Mets (1999-2000)
Seattle Mariners (2000)
San Diego Padres (2001)
Boston Red Sox (2002)
Los Angeles Dodgers (2003)
Rickey Henderson is the "greatest of all time". Just ask him.
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Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.
5 hotties just walked into my Starbucks and now the wifi is dead. Henderson's Law in action.
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1. An acclaimed baseball player known for being a major-league all time hitter and the 'stolen base king'.
2. A person who incessantly uses their own name in the third person in conversation.
'Rickey Henderson, pick up the phone, man, it's me... you.' -David Cross
(Off album "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"
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