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A very white person.
Look at the honky tonks taking their kids to soccer practice in their minivans.
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An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.
Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )
This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".
Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/
Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.
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a girls ass that is so damb fine!!
I want a piece of her honky tonk badonkadonk!
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The badonkadonk of a white trash redneck girl or woman. These bootys can be seen at WalMart, Waffle House or the local line dancing country music bar. Country singer Trace Adkins immortalized them in his song of the same name. White crackers love to tap that ass after a few beers.
Cletus and I went to The Round Up last night for a look at that honky tonk badonkadonk!
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Little known Country and Western song from Texas C&W legend Randy Hutcheon. Recorded in July 1987, originally only 500 copies of the song were pressed, but it went on to have some success with a European audience so was later re-released in Germany in 1989. The song was thought to have been written about Randy's first wife Brooke-Jane Brooks, after she had an affair with Randy's older brother Rowdy Hutcheon, though this is unconfirmed by the artist. Randy went on to become the pioneer behind combining Country and Western music with traditional Slovenian folk dancing and can still be found playing to packed audiences throughout Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania. Randy is set to return to north America next year with a stadium tour showcasing his unique sound and is hotly tipped to play at half time of the 2011 Super Bowl.
Man, I love that unique Randy Hutcheon sound
The Hutcheon Honky Tonk is a great way to get the party started
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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk= A name for the a white womans booty.
I want some of that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
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Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!
When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!
Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.
"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"
Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"
Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."
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