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an insane blowjob where your partner sucks so hard - you need to pull the bed sheet out of your asshole
Man, she looks like a hoover machine! Go get some!!
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to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.
Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.
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Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.
Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".
After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.
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An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.
That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck
a girl who really knows how to suck dick
Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).
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