Jamaican Bobsled

4 guys in line. Guy in the back of the line inserts a buttplug into his own ass and his thumb into the ass of the guy in front of him whilst masturbating. That guy does the same to the gentleman in front of him, and so on down the line. The guy in front of the line is in charge of the speed and tenacity of the group. He may also call out cadences. "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Let's all get off, it's bobsled time!"

Me and the fellas at work got bored and tried the Jamaican Bobsled in the conference room. A real team building experience.

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Jamaican walrus

The act of smoking through the anal sphincter.

Not necessarily associated with sexual intercourse.

-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!

Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.

Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes

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Jamaican Bake

to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother

Let's go Jamaican Bake in the bathroom.

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fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

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Jamaican Relay

The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.

Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.

Jamaican Cigarette

A marijuana blunt rolled thin and short to the relative size of a cigarette.

Vince: "Let's roll a blunt!"
Nate: "Okay, but I only have enough weed for a jamaican cigarette."