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a team that tears your heart out with their frequent f ups and come from behind victories. being a jets fan shortens your life by 5-10 years
im turning this off, they are losing, no wait they aren't.
im so glad they are winning, no they aren't they just lost.
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The former NHL hockey team which called Winnipeg its home from 1979-1996. Many famous hockey players played for the Winnipeg Jets, including: Bobby Hull, Dale Hawerchuk, Teemu Selanne, Keith Tkachuk, Randy Carlyle, and Eddie Olczyk. The Jets are now known as the Phoenix Coyotes, and are coached by The Great One, Wayne Gretsky. It is uncertain whether the Jets (or another NHL team) will return to Winnipeg, but Winnipeg Jets fans are arguably the most dedicated and determined hockey fans in the world.
Save our Jets! Save our Jets!
I can't believe the Jets lost to the Canucks, AGAIN!
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To Jets, as in "Joe almost won the race but then he pulled a Jets"
To lose suddenly and inexplicably
To have hope and then throw it away
The Jets are an NFL team which has gained notoriety for throwing away first round draft picks. They are capable of remarkable saves when behind at the half, but more often manage to drop the ball, literally.
Hey the Jets are up 41-7 at the two minute warning... no wait, now they're down by 6 points. I think my liver just quit on me.
Announcer: "They might GO ALL THE WAY, no wait, the Jets fumble at the 2 yard line, recovered by Dallas, Dallas touchdown, and i think the Jets just lost their third string QB to another injury. This is an ugly ugly day here at the meadowlands."
person 1: The Jets might actually make the playoffs this year
person 2: Yeah, unless they pull a Jets
Person 1: Did you hear about Dave
Person 2: Yeah, he had a heart attack last week during the Jets game
Person 1: Yeah, is it even possible to throw 3 interceptions in two plays?
Person 1: Hey, who did the Jets select with their first round draft pick?
Person 2: A one legged kicker
Person 1: Wow, way to pull a Jets
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The most stressfull team in the NFL to watch on a weekly basis. The only team with a true chant: J-E-T-S jets jets jets. Have not been to the superbowl since Superbowl III.
A: Jimmy are you ok you look a bit faint.
J: Aye my spleen just exploded, but dont worry.
A: Its those bloody Jets again, I should've known.
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1)A type of plane
2)To leave a place imeidietly
3)A popular new band
1)Look at that jet fly!
2)I've got to jet, byr
3)I'v got Jet's popular new C.D!
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A band who stole the rif for "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" from Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" and the lyrics from "Oh What Have You Done" from the Beatles "Sexy Sadie"
The chorus to "Look What You've Done":
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
Now let's look at the chorus of The Beatles' song "Sexy Sadie"
Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done.
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The true New York team that was force to play in New Jersey and to share a staduim with the god awful Gaints
J E T S Jets, Jets, Jets!
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