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job

Something I have to do to pay my bills, but seems impossible to do without some horrible physical or emotional consequence.

Bills=immediate job necessity. But job searching includes knowing which job won't result in excruciating back, ankle, hip, or head pain, *OR* cause so much stress and confusion that I quit yet again!

by beyond irritated May 22, 2008

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job

Something you have while working for a corporate bully and douchebag you strongly dislike who has less education than you, so you can earn money and pay for things to impress those whom you dislike even more.

Most sorry Americans need to have a job like everyone else.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008

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jobs

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

by Alfie The Horndog August 10, 2005

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jobbed

To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

by John L. Morgan May 19, 2007

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-job

A suffix indicating a sexual act related to the root (blowjob, handjob, etc.).

by Eric February 5, 2003

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Job

1.What you wish you had right now, instead of looking up definitions of it.

2 It's also another term for soul taker, similar to marriage.

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Tom: Wanna here a cat joke.
Rolf: No, im trying to fill out applications for a job.
Tom: LOL, just kitten.

by Lucrece July 8, 2012

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job

just over broke.

I just got a job at McDonalds!

by autumnfall August 25, 2008

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