Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!
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context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.
life in the 'emergin' countries
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The most commonly used insult on the internet used by 12 years/idiots even though they have no absolutely no knowledge of what that person does with their time.
12 year old: LOL look at this funny new video tat i found on youtube!!!1!
18 year old: been posted already
12 year old: LOL loser u must have no life if all u do all day is watch these vids LUL
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Eh, what can you say...shit happens.
Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.
If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.
I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.
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Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.
"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."
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noun
life defines a multi-ingredient condition, comprised of both biotic element and organic matter, harboring reproductive, growth and functional activity attributes.
all Vegetation, mammals, and Animals etc. define that condition that which constitutes life.