Lotion

A secret word for Marijuana. Primarily used to for talking about weed in situations where it would be considered unacceptable.

Hey whats up man, you got any lotion on you? My skin is dry. I don't but i was about to get some on my lunch break.

Man I'm super lotioned up right now.

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Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

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Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.

Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P

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Lotionated

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin

My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

lotion

dope cream that helps you masterbate a lot easier. it is dope

guy 1: i love to put lotion on.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: oh you know why

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

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