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When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit
My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.
Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?
Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee
The head chef at Olive Garden.
Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.
When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.
I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.
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due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days
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An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better
Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.
Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!
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to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.
Saf you totally got microwaved
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