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-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.
jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................
jill)-we're here!
jack)-did i miss anything?...
jill)-No
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States in the U.S. that aren't quite west, not quite mid. Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, etc. It's 2007 folks, the west isn't the Mississippi anymore.
Denver is in the midwest, not Chicago. Have you looked at a map lately?
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A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that are strong in science, technology, engineering and mathematics(STEM) . This term primarily is used to refer to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) as many of its college of engineering graduates and faculties have founded large successful technology companies such as Oracle, Tesla, AMD, Youtube, Paypal, and Yelp among others. The University of Illinois is also home to the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA).
HAL 9000 was born in Urbana, Illinois, home to the "MIT of the midwest."
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A rough and rugged genre named Emotional Hardcore made love to melodic and gentle Indie Rock. Their child is Midwest Emo, a subgenre of emo that typically incorporates catchy melodies and guitar riffs with the emotional expression and energy of 1980s Emocore bands. Midwest Emo is often easier to listen to and digest than raw energy such as hardcore punk while retaining its archetype edginess and bombast. Examples include Cap'n Jazz, The Promise Ring, Tiny Moving Parts, and Foxing.
Q: Have you heard of the band Tiny Moving Parts? They're my favorite Emocore band.
A: Actually, they're Midwest Emo. Just listen to that intricate guitar work.
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When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.
Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
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A concept that is not well understood in coastal areas of the United States or frankly anywhere next to an ocean. It is a manner of non-confrontationally addressing a situation that is somehow annoying in a passive-aggressive manner that is subtle enough to be considered friendly.
For example, if someone says "You're fine" it almost certainly means you're doing something to annoy them. "Let me sneak past you" means you're someone's way." "I can wait" means you need to hurry up. "You sure that's a good idea?" means it is not a good idea, and you look stupid.
I dropped some Midwest Nice on this guy from Maryland. He error coded 404 because he was unsure if I was being nice or just wanted him to make a damn decision already.
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The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.
Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?