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When a man sits indian style getting head and smoking weed
I got The Native American From your mom last night.
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A group of foreigners who got here first.
Those damn Native Americans trying to steal my land with all this "We were first" nonsense!
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The 'original' Americans.
White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.
The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.
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There really aren't any. If someone says they are Native American what they really mean is 200 years ago their great-great granmother/father whatever had a second cousin who was possibly 1/100th Native American.
White: I'm white I rule the world and know everything and everyone is dumb wee! Europe is so cool man!
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I’m not going to write a definition I’m just going to say that anybody that knows a Native American is lucky and you pieces of shit who wrote racist things under this are Disgusting and you wouldn’t of lasted a second back in the day because they would’ve Scalped your ass
Native Americans have been taken for granted it’s only because their nice that they decided to let anybody fucking live Oh yeah let’s not forget you piece of shit and oh yeah then you brought guns and just fucking blew everybody away Instead of fighting like real man
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1. A descendant of one of the tribes who lived in America before the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."
2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.
3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed west from Portugal, hoping to find India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids hanging around a basketball court, playing gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed back to Portugal to tell his Portuguese friends that he had been to India.
2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.
OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.
WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?
OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
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Native Americans are Loyal, Trustworthy, as well with being really nice people to one another. They do not like to cause any harm whatsoever.
A lot of people with Native American in them are the same way they do not like to judge, they are Loyal, Trustworthy, and always being honest.
There is no way of putting it, it's just the truth. Native American
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