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to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap
I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night
When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.
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A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).
Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
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To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
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Slang; used to joke at the Extremely offensive, derogatory word "nigger"
Yokel: Wassup my negotiator!!! when play Roblox and take crack? Nigerian prince: What the hell did you just call me yeh id10t smooth brain wench?