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negotiate with the evil one

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

by Preywinder November 2, 2010


Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 2, 2016


Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com February 19, 2012


Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.

yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times

by whaltosldolsd November 6, 2008