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when a guy is getting his hair cut by a female hairdresser, as she leans over from the side, his elbow is conveniently nudged by her vagina..in some cases the hairdresser will even rest her camel on the elbow..
i was in the hairdressers the other day, and the fit bird cutting my hair camel nudged me!
To wait until the last fucking minute to get in traffic from an HOV lane.
That asshole nudged me at the last second, and almost tore off my bumper.
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When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
the nudge you give your homie to take the blunt while riding and smoking, since the music's too loud and he cant hear you, therefore you nudge him.
*Music Blaring*
Andy:YO!!, HELLO!!, THE BLUNT!!!!
(homie ignores and continues driving)
( blunt nudges homie)Andy: Here Dude, damn!, heres the blunt
Mike:Why Didnt you say so?
Andy:Screw You Dude
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A war using MSN's nudge function to annoy people, but can be turned off by anybody with an ounce of knowledge. Because now you can only send a certain amount of nudges in a minute, you have to use an MSN patch to have a proper nudge war.
An example of a Nudge War:
Ginge: I will destroy you at *insert rubbish game here*
(Ginge just sent you a nudge)
Merrywether: Like I care, don't nudge me you Noob Biscuit, I'm doing coursework
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(Ginge just sent you a nudge)
Ginge: Nudge Nudge Nudge!
Merryweather: Umrei!
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
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Mud nudging sounds amazing! Very much up the alley I need at the moment!
1.A co-worker who is unable to fill their own job description, so they poke their nose in everyone elses work to feel like they are being helpful.
2.Someone who offers help then basically accomplishes nothing.
3.The person that short circuits your work to take the credit or point the finger at your success or failure.
William is supposed to be the Head of Management. Sadly unqualified he is now merely a corporate nudge.
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