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Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
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An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day
I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
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This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it
Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
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the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend
and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life
dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
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On the 28th of November each year, you will get the chance to remember all the friends that you've met in the past that had no toxic relationships with you, and who spent a long time with you as friends. These friends can be remembered as online friends or IRL friends. They can be remembered in any way you like.
Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.
"Woah! It's Old friends day!"
"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"
"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."
"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."
"Yeah, like that."