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A large fat man with erectile disfunction, unshaven smelly balls, a bad attitude and a hot wife that's about to leave him.
Harold, you fucking porkchop go wash your balls and stop trying to grope your wife, she's leaving you
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Nickname granted only to the highest percentage of overweight popular kids. These kids are the ones that befriend cheerleaders, jocks, and nerds alike. He (Generally a man) is the absolute most awesome person anyone knows.
Jon: Do you guys know Porkchop?
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.
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Someone who is really fat but is vegiterian
Porkchop: I love animals so much and refuse to eat meat only nuts and vegetables but i weigh 25 stone!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
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A woman using player who dates women of all ages in a fruitless attempt to get laid. This boy, or manwhore will emotionally manipulate any girl for sexual favors and validation/fufillment. This player burns through relationships like wildfire. Most Porkchops are overcompensating for their small sexual organs, but will never admit it. Approach a known Porkchop with caution, or not at all.
Yo, didja hear 'bout that Porkchop's new gurl?
Which one?
Hahahahaha.
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Word used by stupid men in place of you're so gorgeous I could have an orgasm just looking at you!!!
"I know how you porkchops are"
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The act of inserting either one or both testicles into a woman's vaginal opening.
The other night i was home alone watching sleazy internet porn and i stumbled upon a man performing the porkchop on a bitch.
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