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Rogue Printer

A printer that a worker secretly installs, on an open network, or local pc port without his supervisor or boss knowing about it.

Dood1: Whats up with that printer hidden under your desk?

Dood2: Its rogue. Its a rogue printer man... That way i can save time and print my own stuff.

by tjamnz January 17, 2010


Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 15, 2009


Printer Shit

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011

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fax no printer

Basically saying that its all truth no bs

Bro he's is hot fax no printer

by charlitttyy May 16, 2020

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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

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Printer Whores

One who proceeds to block others from using a printer by printing out 45 or more pages in one sitting. Often wasting ink by printing off useless information that they will never read.

Rick- Dude why didn't you print out the review for that exam?
James- I couldn't man, there were printer whores everywhere!

James- Dude I totally bombed my chemistry test.
Rick- Printer whores man, it was the printer whores.

by Colonel Flannagan May 6, 2011

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The Printer Dance

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

by Trapper Schoepp November 24, 2008

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