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An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
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When a woman refuses to tend to her playground to the point that it resembles a dumpster diving Ewok.
I tried to go down on her but I was thwarted by her French Rebellion.
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When Mike Tyson rebelled against Evander Holyfield's ear and took matters into his own hands, well...mouth.
Dude! Did you see that Boxer Rebellion last night?
Yeah Man I saw that shit Pay-Per-View!
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Youthful Rebellion was founded in 2009 in the heart of South East London. Their love for ‘old skool’ video games, comic book characters, cartoons of the past, art, bright colours and outright creative behaviour birthed the brand.
They believed that society was dictating and influencing today’s population in a way that it should not. We all possessed the power to make our own decisions and fashion statements and it was ‘your time’ to make those decisions. So one night in South East London ‘The Sheep’ was born and they have never looked back since!
Youthful Rebellion is about being yourself, having the guts to pick up something and be like "im gonna wear that" no matter what anybody thinks. Youthful Rebellion is that little voice that tells you that its ‘your time’...everybody hears that voice but few act on it! we aim to change this! our first creation is the lego brick chain which can be purchased from www.youthfulrebellion.com!
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Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!
Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!
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Upon the 12th day of the rebellion, Saslow stood up from his perch at the corner booth at the local Chick Fillet. He threw his tasty sandwich towards the west facing windows and proclaimed, "We must head in this direction. It is by devine right! We will overtake all provinces and shires, all for the glory of Chick Fillet!"
Subcommander Sanjurjo slowly rose and began to question the leader's orders. This was highly unlike Sanjurjo.
"Flawless leader, it would be a most dangerous undertaking. The military is very strong and our ranks are miniscule in comparison. Me thinks this is a battle that would be better waged in the future."
"Silence, dog-fool!", Saslow boomed, "it is of the highest divine order that we bring religion to the heathens! To not do so would soil the very names of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! This will not happen on my watch! It will be bloody and much mayonnaise will be spilt upon the land before our duty is done, but we have true grit on our side!"
And so, with a flick of the wrist and a quick mopping of the tile floor (complete with the requisite yellow hazard sign), The Saslow Rebellion headed westward, to overtake the lands and create a homogenous land of Chick Fillet, Star Trek, and excessively loud speech.
All Glory to The Saslow Rebellion!
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The Rebellion of neopet players who used different, often blatent tactics to annoy desperate people (despies), noobs, mary/gary lu/stu, and people that were generally stupid off of the neopet roleplaying boards. Often using code names like Glass Kirby or Pup Kirby (GK and PK) for when they "raided". They were going strong for a while, but activity died out suddenly and they haven't been heard of in a long while. Also known as the NKR.
Bob: Hey, it was really funny. Yesterday, I was looking through the roleplay boards, and I saw some noobs getting raided by the New Kirbish Rebellion!
Suzy: Aha. That sounds like they deserved it.
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