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Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!
"Terminator was a ROBOT"
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Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.
An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.
Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
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Something used to make life easier,but in most movies pictured as a bane of humanity.Word of czech orgin invented by czech novelist Karel Capek for mechanical workers.
The movie "Robots" is full of them.
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Badass Machines with Human-like qualities and/or abilities.
"So I checked out the Scryer's place, they're pretty cool. There's a sweet elevator, giant robot guards.... come on robots. Frickin Blood Elfs."
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A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.
Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!
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When you have allocated the "robot" message tone to a contact on your iPhone.. And it goes off.
Guy:" Hey Dude, your phone just Roboted"
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A mindless tool of the corporate machine that quantifies human emotion with variables.
When Jonathan the robot was verbally berated by his mother, his face shed but 1.7 tears.
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