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The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker
You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.
"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"
-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.
Running a 2 man is like playing Duos but in real life. You get a solid friend who you can go out with and meet girls with at a location or run a 2 man by setting up a chill spot for some female friends. Usually a 2 man is always with your best guy that you know you can complete the mission with and have a successful win rate. (Getting Pussy)
I ain't gon lie bro .... We gotta hit Miami and Run A 2 Man it's been a while.
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Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
A movement that seeks to promote and make the game running man legal.
A criminal is made to run along a course there he has an oppertunity to hide and evade.
Contestants are chosen to compete to be the one to hunt down and kill the criminal.
People in the movement say that it is no more cruel then execution and will provide the public with entertainment and if the criminal can escape he can go free.
Support the running man movement.
An infinitely powerful, impossibly tall, godlike entity that can control space and time and grow to incalculable heights. God of power, eater of worlds, lord of Wardo and Bibard - both ancient celestial entities that governed the universe for trillions of years under the guise of the Tall Man Run - and the tallest man to ever live.
"Oh my god, the Tall Man Run is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tall 😮😲😲😱! Wardo and Bibard can both agree."
Basically, if your running away from TommyInnit and you die and then he commits drug crimes, you are running from the man cena tiger. However, it is much more complex than that, you must first retrieve the invisible penis which will save you from world hunger. Don't do drugs kids and make sure to kill CG5.
TommyInnit: I am here b*tch
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!