shoulder of toast

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

Koala Shoulders

Super narrow shoulders

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.

Cold shoulder

The act of a person completely disregarding or ignoring another. This can be caused by a few things:

1. A person is in a bad mood and doesn't feel like talking to anyone.
2. A person says something so incredibly stupid that it doesn't deserve a response, thus the person is ignored.

I wanted to be friends with my ex, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

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Shoulder Loli

One half of a symbiotic trope pairing, commonly found in Anime.

A shoulder loli can be found in it's natural habitat, riding atop the shoulders of it's 'strong man'.

The two play an intricate part in the other's life cycle.
A shoulder loli will use the strong man as protection from the wilds and dangerous inhabitants of.
Likewise, the strong man requires a shoulder loli to serve as a constant reminder of the existence of good and innocence in the world.

Noun
"Kenny set aside his shoulder loli, leaving her in a safe place while he demonstrated the full power of his bankai."

"Hoist up your shoulder loli and head off into adventure!"

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shoulder kink

A type of sexual attraction towards a man or woman's shoulders. One with a shoulder kink likes broad shoulders and is turned on by someone with said shoulders.

1: Man, did you see Tom yesterday?
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.

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Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

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Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

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