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A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.
"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"
"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"
"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"
"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."
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A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.
Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
A drug dealer, especially one who deals hard drugs, such as coke, meth, and heroin.
Did you hear? Some junkie shot two dope slingers on the corner of East 7th and A.
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A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.
Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.
Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee
"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"
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Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.
"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"
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