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Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!