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When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass
That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night
A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.
Hey bro, did you see Chad and Larry tractor pulling last night? They set a new house record of 17 meters. It was fucking epic!
When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.
Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.
The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.
How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!
The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.