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The religion in which the followers believe that all beings must abide by the rule of Optimus Prime and must be against the Decepticons. Followers believe not that the world was created by Autobots, but that the discovery of the All-Spark and Megatron greatly influenced the development of the world as we know it.
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
After watching Transformers, I realized that transformism is a great religion.
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a person who has had a sex change
yeah cindy used to be a man but now she is a woman and that makes her a transformer
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A girl that looks really hot from a distance, but as she gets closer, she transforms into an ugly ass bitch.
Transformers, uglies in disguise..."
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(The motion picture produced back in 2007)
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
Dude: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see transformers?
Other: Yeah, it sucked hard eh?
Sheeple dude: What?
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In gang slang, a transformer is somebody who switches from
one gang to another gang.
"that nigga was claimin crip a few months ago and now he wit da bloods, lil transformer ass nigga"
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The transformation is the process from going from sober to drunk super fast. What truly defines the transformation is the process.
1.) announce to everyone you are about to transform and will be different soon.
2.) grab a 4 loko (4loko is imperative)
3.) Go to bathroom a sober being
4.) take a hot shower and begin sipping the loko. (Music blasting helps)
5.) only leave the shower once the 4loko is complete
6.) dress, and leave the bathroom something else entirely.
7.) transformation complete
Bro 1: dog, I hate being a human atm, I need to transform
Bro 2: aye, I just stocked the fridge with loko gold.
Bro 1: BET! I’m going to transform. You won’t see me till the transformation is complete!
Bro2: gnarly. Don’t smash the tv this time!
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When driving behind someone (most of the time elderly), and their silhouette is not visible from your point of view, giving the impression that the car is being driven by itself.
I was driving on I-95 when this car cut me off. I saw it was a transformer so I sped past and blasted the driver with obscenities.
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