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Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".
"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"
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When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.
I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.
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sex in a mexican hand made hammock.
chen: dude megan is so prude i didnt get any
Tommy T: really she gave me the tommy t turn around
chen: really i guess i just have no game
Chriss: 022 asemble
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When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.
*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.
Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.
My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around
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Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"
Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."
To tell someone to be quiet; shut up; stfu.
fool: you was trippin last night, but you is always trippin...
you: man, turn yo face around
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