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United Nations

Some random thing that tries to act like it cares about human rights, but the moment you’re being murdered on 57th st. in NYC in front of the U.N. HQ, absolutely no one is around to hear you.

You could stand outside the U.N. HQ and burn the Universal Declaration of Human Rights while being a 70-year-old homosexual virgin that hasn’t been able to openly come out of the closet out of fear of being disowned by a family that he loves dearly...

The U.N. won’t shed a tear because they’ll be too busy snorting lines of cocaine with Lady Gaga and CHUGGING out of Bud Lite beer kegs.

The U.N. is a huge bisexual orgy and absolutely nothing else. Lesbians and homosexuals are BANNED from the U.N. and technically anyone who can’t be dramatic enough... you can’t show raw or real emotion.

The U.N. is the definition of EVIL.

Me: “Hello!!!! Can anyone hear me?! I’m holding up the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and I’m experiencing EXCRUCIATING homosexual sexual repression... I can’t openly LIVE in this existence while the heteronormative psychosis oppresses me!!!”

United Nations: “Shut up and pick yourself up by the bootstraps... UNLESS YOU’RE LADY GAGA; THEN WE’LL GRANT ALL OF YOUR WISHES!!! Oh, and go love yourself before you love other people (in other words: MASTURBATE FOREVER)!!!” 😃

by Elsa Buttersworth December 14, 2019

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United Nations of Friendship

a large group of people together in one location who all are of a different race or origin

Look at that table, they are the United Nations of Friendship.

by Clint B November 27, 2007

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model united nations

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.

1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.

by Lee N Senaldruin May 20, 2006

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United Nations Whore

A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.

White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.

United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?

White man: Okay.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

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model united nations

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.

1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.

by Lee N Sneadruin May 20, 2006

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Model United Nations

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.

2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.

1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.

2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.

by Cyniclysmic April 3, 2015

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United Nations gangbang

A woman that has a gangbang with men of different races. Ex. White, Black, Latin, Asian, Indian, etc.

She loves all races. Last time she did a United Nations gangbang with 5 guys.

by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021