visioneers

group of game testers run by mullet man

Looks like the visioneers are testing something new again.

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Boothie Vision

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.

Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

Tunnel vision

the loss of peripheral sight, which makes it look like one’s vision is restricted to a narrow tube. It represents an individual focusing solely on one goal and suggests purposeful ignorance of evidence contradicting their pursuit of the goal.

My mama told me: "Boy, make a decision!"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
-Kodak

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Predator vision

When you take apart a 50 mg XR vyvance and dump it into a four loko. Chug the drink then immediately take a bong rip.

Dude Cam went predator vision last night and won’t wake up

fuck with the vision

It's a joke at the expense of hypebeasts that run shitty clothing lines or are soundcloud rappers. "I fuck with the vision fam lets link I'm tryna build" is satire of how they ask to collaborate with each other.

Yo fam I fuck with the vision, lets link, I'm tryna build.

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Bunnel Vision

When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.

Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."

Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"

Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."