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The chesty vowel sound made when emphasizing a word for masculine purposes. It resembles the deepening of vowels a drill instructor makes when saying "ATTENTION".
Suppose you're greeting a friend named Jordan. In normal speech you'd say "hey Jordan." In bro vowels, "JOOOOR DUN!"
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a movement that is against Instant messaging talk; doesn't have to do anything with vowels.
Sally: Like OMG. WTF. When did you like get that?
Suzie: Um... I got it at hot topic. Nice right.
SALLY: lol. yes it is. bbl. I'm gonna go get one too.
Suzie: Can't you just talk like a regular person? what's up with the instant messaging talk?
Sally: Sheesh. FAF! chillax. Join the vowel movement, why don't you?
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When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.
Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!
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Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!
President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
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So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.
First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'
A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?
Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!
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When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.
player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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