Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.
Waldorf schools are weird
1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.
2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.
3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.
"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"
"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."
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prettiest, most intelligent, fashion icon on gossip girl.
"if you're going to be sad, you might aswell be sad in paris !" - Blair Waldorf.
Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.
"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."
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Waldorf is 'officially' a private school situated in the town of Mt Barker, SA. unofficially it is a cult dedicated to Anthroposophy and is also home to the largest collection of hippies in the southern hemisphere. Aside from the daily rituals involving bongs and peacepipes, students also spend their time hugging trees and learning how to dye tshirts into all the colours of the rainbow.
Waldorf is the only hole in South Australia deeper than the Murraylands Christian College.
Child walking in the street with his mother when a Waldorf student walks past;
Child: Mommy who is that man with the pretty shirt and no shoes?
Mother: Don't worry, it's only a kid from that Waldorf school.
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A place where reality is barred at all costs. Sort of like some kind of twilight zone. The girls here are hot.
People who live in Waldorf Court can be found saying things like:
Cait: Most boys just want to be friends and not get into my pants.
Syd: We don't NEED to leave the court...everything outside the court is evil.
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A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.
Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark
That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.