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The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!
The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️
When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state
person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"
depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"
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That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
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When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
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When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.
Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
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