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Dicking It
verb
\dik\iΕ\Λit\
1. you completed a task successfully or got something right, pulled something off against all odds or cares.
"Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."
2. make (someone) feel admiration and respect.
3. make a mark or design on (an object) using the Penis or act; imprint.
"The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"
synonyms: make an impression on, have an impact on, influence, affect, move, stir, rouse, excite, inspire;dazzle, awe, overawe, take someone's breath away, amaze, astonish;
antonym: disappoint, FAIL, sucks, fucked up
1. "Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."
2. "Man, I was in complete awe at the way Tony Grown was dicking it last night, I need some definite pointers."
3. "The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"
10π 1π
A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.
Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."
13π 2π
A phrase used in addition to any adjective to enhance its meaning and/or emphasize the statement.
Guy 1: "That dude is tall as dicks!"
Guy 2: "My ice cream melted. *sadface* It's so hot out here!"
Guy 3: "How hot?"
Guy 2: "Hot as dicks!"
45π 9π
To be being beaten heavily in sport or business. If you are the one that is being beaten then you are being "dicked on". If you are beating someone else then you are "dicking on" them.
my lord, we are getting dicked on!!
come on!!! we are completely dicking on them!!
89π 21π
Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signalling her own desire, as she fondles it and kisses it and puts it into her mouth. And finally, when he fucks her, its mad and relentless thrusting drives her wild until she begins to scream with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If he is lucky enough, he has enough dick control that he doesn't come until after this has happened, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the more enormous the explosion will be when he finally reaches ejaculation. At that point, as the speed of his thrusting becomes as fast as a runner nearing the finish line in a race and as his cock forces all of its gigantic length and girth deep into her pussywith each thrust, he reaches the point where, for a couple of seconds, it seems like the world stops. Then, he feels something like a bomb explode at the base of his dick, and with a sudden and rapid force like water shooting out of a high-pressure hose, he shoots quarts of comeinto her pussy.
In keeping with the Danish proverb that "a child of love has many names," this most-beloved part of the male anatomy has a number of colloquial slang nicknames, of which penis is the one most often seen in print, though rarely heard spoken except in doctor's offices or classrooms. A few of the more colorful are given below. In addition to these nicknames, many a guy's dick has a proper name, bestowed on it either by his wife or girlfriend or by himself, and which hopefully has a masculine ring worthy of the dignity of the entity to which it is applied.
When I pressed my dick against her as we kissed, she clasped her hands tightly around my butt and drew me to her so that it would press into her more firmly.
17939π 5957π
1) Fave snack. To be consumed hot, cold, soft, dry, wet, crooked or hard.
2) A flaccid growth typically found between the legs of the male species. Comes in varied lengths and girth some more desirable than others. Must be cleaned regularly for most effective usage.
3) Can be taken many ways.
Person 1: What did you get for your birthday
Person 2 (In Russian Accent): Dick and Balls
2π 2π
A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.
<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!
108π 30π