thousand palms

thousand palms is an unincorporated city in imperial county nestled against the indio hills and right off the 10 freeway. This town is pretty much the ghetto of coachella valley and consists mostly of tweekers and lower class individuals that are involved in different levels of criminal activities. Besides being close to the Agua Caliente CAsino there is nothing else to do in this sweaty shit hole except for getting drunk with your bro's and taking the trucks up to sun city and rompin the shit out of it untill you either run out of gas or run out of brewskies. If you are in town and want some pookie just go down to shelter drive and hit up greg or someone else sitting on their couch along the street in front of their house. Thousand palms can be explored completely in about the time it takes the average person to drink a 40 oz and in that time you will have seen the slum first hand and will either like it or head for the highway never to return again.

TP guy : Hey bro how long till your down in thousand palms mofo ?
Cat City homeboy : What the fuck are we gonna do if I cruz down there brah ?
TP guy : Dude dont even sweat it we can buy a 30 pack of natural ice a pack of pall malls and take the dodge up to sun city or maybe even take the power line roads up to edom hill and shoot the hi point nigga . . .
CAT city guy : nah dude that place is a shit hole and id rather cruz down to the strip and check out all the hot shot gay guys and secretly masturbate to them while sitting at one of the trendy bars . ..

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kc3 thousand

KC3 Thousand is Popular Social Media Star Kai Cenat’s Gang Related Name When Growing Up in The Bronx, Newyork.

Yo gangalanche did you see Kc3 Thousand’s stream last night?
Yeah bro that shit was Mid

Son of a thousand

The expression originated from the Hebrew phrase "ben elef". This phrase is used to say "Son of a bitch/whore" without saying "bitch/whore". The idea is that if one's mom is a whore then there are thousand men that may be his father.

A: "You are fired!"
B: "Oh yeah, and You are a son of a thousand"
A: "You know my mom? are you one of her clients too?"

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Hundred Thousand

Number one followed by 5 zeroes or 100,000

Over a hundred thousand videos on YouTube are made everyday!

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hundreds and thousands

Hundreds and thousands are what most people from the United Kingdom call the small bits of colourful sweets that often cover ice cream and other deserts.

Often people call hundreds and thousands sprinkles.

Would you like some hundreds and thousands on your ice cream?

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Thousand Oaks

A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.

People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon

boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.

Really, those only a few people like that.

But it's also a nice place to grow up.

It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.

Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.

:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)

:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.

:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)

:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?

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Wild Thousands

Something extremely crazy.

Derives from the Chicago area the wild 100's. This area is plagued with crimes and wild occurences.

Did you see my man get hit in the head with the chair by that midget? That shit was wild thousands.

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