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The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.
Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?
Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.
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the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker
a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes
a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
This ticker fucker is stupid
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The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.
I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!
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A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
A term derogatory towards Muslims. The term originate from the sound a clock or a timer goes down
If he keeps being angry that they won't let him do his rituals he might become a ticker
One who plays with the heart of another
"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."