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Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
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A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text
The Anal Cavity is one of three passages in the female body used for male sexual gratification.
The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.
If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum... These sluts are begging for you to cum inside their pussies or tight-ass bum! Watch as we fill five beautiful holes with hot love liquid. These fine-ass babes get stuffed with pounds of man meat until they are given a creamy treat!
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"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
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A very stingy virgin.
Mostly used homosexuals.
Guy#1: Hey, wanna go shag *gropes*
Guy#2: Ugh, no way! *punches*
Guy#1: Fuck, you are such a tight ass bitch!
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The rules are simple:
-You can only buy the first 5 items you see at the supermarket that are reduced by more than 50%
-You must cook dinner using these 5 items (and only these 5)
-You may add things from the garden and condiments
Tonight is Tight Ass Tuesday
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the oppitamy of cool
Thats some pimp-tight-ass-shit!
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