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Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.
The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.
Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.
Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.
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The most comfortable nerdy underwear
When I wear tighty whities bullies at school track me down and when they get to me they take my cloths leaving me in the shameful undies then they hang me by a wedgie in the boys locker room where they fart hoping to make it stink so i have to suffer in my wedgie until my tighty whities break which never happens so I just wait until the custodian comes and lets me down
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white girls with a tight pussy
John : Hey I got those tighty whities last night
Jim : Like the underwear?
John : No dumbass, tight white girls pussy
“ighty tighty” is a a better sounding word than “okie dokie”
hey i said, ighty tighty see ya later
a group of extremely slutty, alcoholic girls who all talk shit about each other and think they are really cool cuz they fuck older guys. everyone at their school hates them but some ppl pretend to stand up for them... idk why. A few have stds, one is a gross redhead, another in and out of rehab. Still there is the bitch that plays 5 guys at once and her best friend who is a pom and completely fake. they have ruined their own reputations, the reputation of any girl in their grade, and are slowly dragging their school down. they can pretend none of the shit that is said about them is true but they are just mad at their mistakes... although they dont change anything. i dont know how they could have so little respect for themselves. its just sad.
50% of the girls in the tighty ten lost their virginity before tey could drive!
the tighty ten is really dirty and get used by everyone
none of the girls in the tighty ten can keep a secret
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a tight white brief and flattering underwear style preferred by me and other heterosexual men. although often ridiculed they also have been know to arouse the opposite sex do to the visibility of the wearers genitals. A complementary part of my wardrobe and conveniently sold in a pack inexpensive at retailers such as target and wal-mart. Briefs are a popular style of mens underwear commonly white and made by fruit of the loom, hanes and other brands.
Girl: "you wear tighty whites?"
Guy: "yea i prefer them to boxers"
Girl: Do you like boxers or briefs?
Guy: mostly briefs
Girl: can you get for me?
Guy: sure (reaches to high shelf as shirt goes up revealing white waistband)
Girl: tighty whities? oooh fruit of the loom thats a good choice :)
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The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!
Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!
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