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An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.
My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.
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The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.
"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."
when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)
Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off
Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters
mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs
boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"
The legend of a redneck woman that has been sighted in and around Central Indiana that has large breasts and chews tobacco and spits large streams of spit
We were at the BP in Lanesville getting some gas when the titter spitter appeared out of nowhere in her white truck and checked out Kelty.
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The act of taking Tatter Tots, cooking them, and then using the sweat that is underneath a female's breast, preferably a fat girl, and using that as sauce for your Tatter Tots.
-Hey man, do you want some food?
-Sure, do you have Tatter Tots?
-No, but i have Titter Tots.
-OK, even better.